Cara Neir / Infernal Legions Of Mordor - 77 Myths Of Venerable Magik (Cass, S/Sided, Album, Mag)

Media Condition:  Near Mint (NM or M-)
Sleeve Condition: Near Mint (NM or M-)
Country:    US  
Released:  May 2022
Genre:       Electronic, Rock
Style:         Grindcore, Black Metal, Noisecore, Dungeon Synth

Notes:

A1-A8 written & produced in September 2021.

Run of 100 on pro-cassettes, comes with a zine with lyrics

Track List:

A1. Cara Neir - I Hate Black Metal...or Frostbytten and Bvtthurt 1:54
A2. Cara Neir - Doesn't Matter What You Call Yourself, You're Always Gonna Be a Nazi (Just Say No to NSBM) 1:31
A3. Cara Neir - How to Get Signed 0:57
A4. Cara Neir - Social Media Death Metal 2:58
A5. Cara Neir - I'm Pretty Cool Myself 0:27
A6. Cara Neir - Jump The Heck Up 1:45
A7. Cara Neir - Super Unorthodox Backwoods Coffee Club Revival 0:45
A8. Cara Neir - Skimpy Solomon Fartfingers 3:26
. 69 Songs Ov Magick Evil Sorcery And General Dipshittery
A9. Infernal Legions Of Mordor - Introduction: Gathering Around the Light of the Fire as the Unearthly and Benevolent Spirits of the Forest Join Us in this Magik Night 1:09
A10. Infernal Legions Of Mordor - My Elf Ears Melted in my Car 0:05
A11. Infernal Legions Of Mordor - Ranking Morbid Angel Albums Solely Based Upon Their Cover Art 2:22
A12. Infernal Legions Of Mordor - At the Risk of Taking a Feminist Stance, I Gotta Say Cemetery Rapist Is a Very Bad Band 0:06
A13. Infernal Legions Of Mordor - Getting Frostbite During the Texas Blizzard Taking Corpsepaint Photos 0:04
A14. Infernal Legions Of Mordor - Don't Tempt Me Frodo! 0:04
A15. Infernal Legions Of Mordor - Awaken Me When the Time Is Appropriate to Listen to Type O Negative 0:34
A16. Infernal Legions Of Mordor - Venom Enema 0:03
A17. Infernal Legions Of Mordor - The Frozen One Awaits 0:04
A18. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Beefcakes Without Borders 0:05
A19. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Nothing More Punk Than a Fast, Casual Italian Eatery 0:05
A20. Infernal Legions of Mordor - The Ancient Spell, Grimly Uttered in the Tongues of the Old Ones by My Unfortunate Rectum Hours After Eating Spicy Curry 0:08
A21. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Mamma's Selling a Line 6 0:03
A22. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Professor Snape, The World's Favorite Incel 0:03
A23. Infernal Legions of Mordor - The Gate of No Return 0:03
A24. Infernal Legions of Mordor - The Noise Gate of No Return 0:04
A25. Infernal Legions of Mordor - My Former Life as a Poser 0:04
A26. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Cognitive Behavioral Therapy 0:03
A27. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Diesel Boner 0:05
A28. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Really, How Long Does It Take to Test a Fucking Compression Pedal?? 0:05
A29. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Tormented and Coerced into Performing a Live Ritual by an Eldritch Forest Spirit, a Pair of Ghouls and a Weeb 0:21
A30. Infernal Legions of Mordor - How Can I Be Punk When I Have a Severe Skin Allergy to Nickel 0:06
A31. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Freebasing Cringe 0:03
A32. Infernal Legions of Mordor - I Wish My Life Had More of a Thulean Perspective 0:07
A33. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Daydreaming Giddily About John Lennon Burning in Hell 0:12
A34. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Catfishing Viper 0:03
A35. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Cognitive Ball Therapy 0:03
A36. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Researching the Legality of Cannibalism 0:07
A37. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Entering and Leaving the Garage Waiting for the Random Encounter Peavey to Spawn 0:06
A38. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Unapproachable Raw Black Metal Legend Purchasing Me Indie Rock Record from My Own City 0:12
A39. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Cursed to Listen to Untold Hours of King Crimson in the Lair of Count Progula 0:09
A40. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Asking Raw Black Metal Elite, "You Ever Heard Behemoth?" 0:09
A41. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Buying a Gun from the Drummer of Savatage 0:05
A42. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Having a Random Encounter with Lord Wurm in Recycled, to Have Him Babble Something Insane and Give You an S Rank Quest 2:10
A43. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Nice 12 String Ric You Psych Rock Playing Poser (I Mean This Unironically) 0:04
A44. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Okay Give Me That Guitar It's Too Cool for You, You Play Psych Rock in 2021 0:06
A45. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Wolves in the Throne Room Posting Emojis (Wolves in the Throne Room Are a Bunch of Fucking Nerds, Pt. 2) 0:10
A46. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Being a Pornogrind Fan Is Cleaning the Cum Out of the Grooves on Your Meat Shits Records 0:11
A47. Infernal Legions of Mordor - The Worst Part of being an NSBM Fan (Other Than, Y'Know Being Racist) Is Having to Pretend That Absurd Is a Good Band 0:04
A48. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Like a Macabre Rail of Silly String a Footlong Cord of Turds Rope Descends from My Anus 0:07
A49. Infernal Legions of Mordor - And on That Day His Forehead Grew Three Times Its Normal Size 0:05
A50. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Punishing EDM Kids with Neil Young 0:04
A51. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Becoming a Cocaine Cowboy Because You Don't Know What Else to Do with Yourself Now That Burger Records Is Cancelled 0:06
A52. Infernal Legions of Mordor - You'll Cowards Won't Even Play in Standard Tuning 0:05
A53. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Todopoderoso Steals Riffs from Kombat (How DARE They Play an Open E) 0:05
A54. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Ancient Sword of the Meth King 0:04
A55. Infernal Legions of Mordor - I'm Going to Fucking Fight Vincent Gallo, and I Will Win 0:06
A56. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Successfully Cyberbullied a Child 0:04
A57. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Save a Tele, Kill Your Local Indie Rocker 1:33
A58. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Do You Believe in Magick (Spelled with A "K")? 0:02
A59. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Aerosmith by Choice 0:03
A60. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Another Wampyric and Elusive Black Metal Project with Dungeon Synth Interludes Just Like the Last Five That I Unloaded My Paycheck On 0:10
A61. Infernal Legions of Mordor - That Mountain Goats Song About a Death Metal Band Wasn't About Kombat 0:06
A62. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Jackhammer Dildo 0:04
A63. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Knowing Very Obscure Metal Bands Makes Me a Desirable Person and Fun to Talk to at Parties 0:08
A64. Infernal Legions of Mordor - An Onslaught of Rotting Monkeys 0:02
A65. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Giving My Album Art the Color Palette of Black, White and Red So We All Know Its Blasphemy Worship (What the Goat Wasn't Enough of a Giveaway?) 0:07
A66. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Wretched Crotchspawn of a Belligerent Oogle 0:04
A67. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Larry Is Bald 0:04
A68. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Cum Ghost 0:03
A69. Infernal Legions of Mordor - The House That Beef Built 0:03
A70. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Time to Start Bullying NFT Artists 0:06
A71. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Critical Race Theory in Power Electronics 0:06
A72. Infernal Legions of Mordor - A Snake with a Mohawk Eating Its Own Asshole 0:05
A73. Infernal Legions of Mordor - I Fear My Earthling Neighbors Have Seen Me Feasting Upon Car Batteries 0:07
A74. Infernal Legions of Mordor - A Group of Three (3) or More Peavey Combo Amps Is Commonly Referred to as a "Pawn Shop" 0:11
A75. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Honor Guard of Black Kittens Guide Me as I Carry This Pile of Bones Home 0:10
A76. Infernal Legions of Mordor - If You Feel Your Rectum Begin to Leak Feel Free to Challenge Me to a Battle of Intellects on Facebook 0:26
A77. Infernal Legions of Mordor - Eno-Pilled 1:09

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